Season 34 Jan. 9, 2018

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Knows Bowl XXXIV


Standings - FINAL


ENTRANT
POINTS
Grandpa (38)
MBM (57)
KandKMonty 5 (61)
Row The Boat (69)
Annieoaklie (70)
Robert Permut (77)
Montlake-JCC#2 (82)
Darren & Kevin Spaeth (89)
PaineTrain (89)
Rick Colwell (92)
Husker (97)
Kevin Spaeth (99)
Beagle (101)
GMAC (101)
Kolarski (105)
Dewitt Spaeth (105)
TJ2 (107)
Chase Bozett (107)
Colt (108)
Jerry Norts (111)
Ted Homchick (111)
Chiggers (112)
KandKMonty 2 (114)
TJ Walker (115)
Tesla (116)
Pat (116)
Witsss (118)
Cinderella Boy (120)
Paisfeliz (121)
Hawkaholic (121)
ScottSly (121)
Beagle II (122)
Ted #2 (124)
Swamp Donkeys (125)
Matt Kearny (125)
ProPaine (127)
The Edge (129)
Kirk Spaeth (129)
Montlake-JCC (132)
KellySly (133)
SDMF (135)
Jeff Mertes (136)
Spanish Fly II (136)
WK Brown (136)
Nick Knows Nothing (138)
Minneapolis Mafia (139)
Ty Webb (141)
J.J.L. (143)
KandKMonty (145)
Matuca (145)
JV Uno (146)
Lisa Carrell (147)
JV Dos (148)
McJamba (148)
Raul Cuevas (149)
Witsss3 (150)
Stud Lee 2 (151)
Big Bairdowski (151)
Joe D (152)
Scott Wilbur (153)
Sharpuno (155)
Deal'n Winners (156)
Kent Gerber (156)
Stud Lee 1 (156)
Pat 2 (157)
Efresh (158)
CONSENSUS-no count (158)
Cats & Dawgs (159)
Husker II (161)
Harambe (162)
Vegas Husky (163)
Spanish Fly (164)
Gar57 (167)
Sporty Chick II (167)
WK2 (172)
Dr. Dawg (172)
Shae Lipp (173)
Sporty Chick (174)
Corky's Revenge (175)
Ryan Homchick (176)
Harbs (176)
KandKMonty 3 (176)
Daisy Girl (178)
McLucky (178)
Go-Cougs (178)
Z-man (179)
Kake (179)
Number Juan (181)
Avielle (184)
AndyKirkKevin (184)
Anita Harbour (186)
Couging it (186)
Craig Homchick (187)
Duke (187)
Robbo (188)
SPL #3 (188)
Amear (188)
Judge Smells (191)
Master Bates (191)
Primetime (192)
Witsss2 (196)
Danny Noonan (198)
Mike Sly (200)
Be the Ball (202)
SSC (208)
SPL #2 (208)
Barb Sly (209)
Roger Ramjet (210)
Mark Kearny (213)
KandKMonty 4 (220)
Jackson Clan (223)
Gary Trovato (226)
CR Mayes (226)
Brown & Cahalan (229)
Mamabear (229)
Irish Mafia (230)
Stan Stewart (235)
Jim Mennis (235)
Tallman (236)
Jimmy Pat (241)
Benge Mafia (242)
Confidence Man (245)
Kaffeine (246)
Bozetti's Vineyard (249)
McPicker (250)
SPL (267)
Robbie Wilson-Storey (269)
J.J.L. #2 (271)
Diggler (273)
Kolarski 2 (282)
McPick-Dougall (298)
Viking (299)
Ron Colwell (302)
Grandpa rode the Tide to Knows Bowl title

Once Grandpa (Marty Spaeth) eased into first place of Knows Bowl XXXIV with a game to go, he held on to the top spot as tightly as a prized bull pizzle cane. At various points of the championship game, Grandpa was challenged by MBM (Bruce Mertes) and PaineTrain (Scott Paine), but never relinquished his seat in the rocking chair atop the standings. Grandpa tied for the pool's lead with 20 correct picks including the three CFP games. He correctly selected an incredible 9 upsets (Foster Farms, Texas, Alamo, TaxSlayer, Fiesta, Citrus, Rose, Sugar, CFP Championship) and had one emaculate prognostication (Fiesta). In the finale, Grandpa went with the Crimson Tide by 4 to seal the deal.

MBM, a perennial Knows Bowl doormat who normally submits two entries with both typically ending up in the cheap seats, was asked why he only turned-in one entry this year. He replied, "I don't want to compete with myself for last place." Well, MBM did a lot better than that. In fact, he actually paced the parade at various times. With limited college football knowledge confined to Washington, an institution from which he received B.A. and M.A. degrees, may well have cost him the title because of incorrectly picking the Huskies by 7 in the Fiesta Bowl. Instead of knowledge to any extent, MBM sat with a blanket over his head and accepted divine guidance to imagine the outcome of each game. His unorthodox technique produced 19 correct including 7 upsets (Foster Farms, Texas, Alamo, Outback, Peach, Sugar, CFP Championship) and a pair of perfect picks (Belk, Orange).

KandKMonty 5 (Ken & Kyle Montgomery), a team that has now had at least one of its multiple entries finish in the money five times in the last five years, was the most consistent Knows picker throughout the course of the schedule. Finishing with 17 correct including 6 upsets (Foster Farms, Texas, Alamo, Fiesta, Sugar, CFP Championship) but didn't pick any right on the nose.

Row the Boat (Nick Stelzner) came on after halftime to end up with 19 correct. His cadence really accelerated by circling four upsets to close out the slate (Peach, Citrus, Rose, Sugar, CFP Championship) as well as two other underdog uprisings (Texas, Fiesta). Row the Boat also stroked perfectly twice (Belk, Fiesta).

Annieoaklie (Anna Coen) was a straight shooter throughout the competition and led pickers at the third quarter mark. Her downfall came with misfires in three consecutive New Years Day bowls - Outback, Peach, and Citrus before getting back on target to nail all the CFP Playoff games. She finished with 19 correct including 5 upsets (Texas, Fiesta, Rose, Sugar, CFP Championship). Annieoaklie ended up with two bullseyes in back-to-back bowls (Liberty, Fiesta).

Despite tying for the Knows Bowl's lead for correct picks with 20, Robert Permut fell victim to spread disparity. He came out of the chute in fine fashion by selecting 14 of 15 games correctly. In all, Permut hit 4 upsets (Alamo, Fiesta, Citrus, Rose) and had one immaculate prognostication (Fiesta). He was crippled by going with Clemson to win it all.

Montlake-JCC#2 (Jamie Cobb) managed to hang around among the leaders throughout the schedule despite only picking 17 correctly. Among those 17, though, were 5 upsets (Texas, Alamo, Citrus, Rose, Sugar, CFP Championship) and one perfecto (Belk). His most insightful prognostication was a near miss by going with Florida St. by 28 in the Independence Bowl...a single point off the Seminoles winning margin of 29!

Darren & Kevin Spaeth hit the finale perfectly to vault into the realm of moola makers. The father and son Spaeths finished with 17 correct including 5 upsets (Texas, Fiesta, Rose, Sugar, CFP Championship). The CFP Championship was the lone immaculate, a very meaningful spot on pick, to be sure.

No, the Knows Bowl isn't horseshoes, or so PaineTrain (Scott Paine) found out by sitting in second place after Georgia's OT field goal...and feeling mighty good after 'Bama's QB was thrown for a huge loss...but then... PaineTrain completed the schedule with 16 correct including 6 upsets with 4 coming in succession (Peach, Citrus, Rose, Sugar) along with the two others (Texas, Alamo). Three on the button really greased his mojo (Belk, Peach, Rose).

Rick Colwell hummed along for most of Knows Bowl XXXIV within the top 20 but met his downfall by going all the way with the Sooners (aka Swooners). He ended the campaign with 16 correct including 4 upsets (Texas, Outback, Citrus, Sugar) and a pair of slobber knockers (Belk, Orange).

34th Bagboy (highest finisher left holding an empty bag) went to Husker (Rod Steele). As with all bagboys, Husker was oh so close to edging into the land of milk and honey. He was right on 17 picks including 4 upsets (Foster Farms, TaxSlayer, Fiesta, Rose] and had one immaculate prognostication (TaxSlayer). Husker met his maker, though, with four boo-boos on New Year's Day as well as going the distance with Clemson.


Leaders' Tales
Grandpa (Marty Spaeth) (38) [$1,438] 1st Qtr-24th, Halftime-20th, 3rd Qtr-3rd, Regulation-1st
MBM (Bruce Mertes) (57) [$804] 1st Qtr-14th, Halftime-4th, 3rd Qtr-7th, Regulation-2nd
KandKMonty 5 (Ken & Kyle Montgomery (61) [$465] 1st Qtr-3rd, Halftime-3rd, 3rd Qtr-5th, Regulation-4th
Row the Boat (Nick Stelzner) (69) [$381] 1st Qtr-87th, Halftime-35th, 3rd Qtr-26th, Regulation-5th
Annieoaklie (Anna Coen) (70) [$296] 1st Qtr-6th, Halftime-5th, 3rd Qtr-1st, Regulation-6th
Robert Permut (77) [$254] 1st Qtr-17th, Halftime-8th, 3rd Qtr-3rd, Regulation-3rd
Montlake-JCC#2 (Jamie Cobb) (82) [$212] 1st Qtr-9th, Halftime-6th, 3rd Qtr-12th, Regulation-9th
Darren & Kevin Spaeth (89) [$169] 1st Qtr-81st, Halftime-26th, 3rd Qtr-11th, Regulation-15th
PaineTrain (Scott Paine) (89) [$127] 1st Qtr-86th, Halftime-40th, 3rd Qtr-51st, Regulation-7th
Rick Colwell (92) [$85] 1st Qtr-22nd, Halftime-20th, 3rd Qtr-10th, Regulation-8th
[34th BAGBOY] Husker (Rod Steele) (97) 1st Qtr-28th, Halftime-46th, 3rd Qtr-6th, Regulation-10th
Kevin Spaeth (99) 1st Qtr-35th, Halftime-44th, 3rd Qtr-26th, Regulation-20th
Beagle (Susan Valdez) (101) 1st Qtr-110th, Halftime-84th, 3rd Qtr-34th, Regulation-11th
GMAC (Greg McEwen) (101) 1st Qtr-1st, Halftime-1st, 3rd Qtr-2nd, Regulation-12th
Kolarski (Scott Kolar) (105) 1st Qtr-7th, Halftime-11th, 3rd Qtr-8th, Regulation-13th
Dewitt Spaeth (Doug Dewitt & Kevin Spaeth (105) 1st Qtr-63rd, Halftime-16th, 3rd Qtr-44th, Regulation-29th
TJ2 (Tracy Walker) (107) 1st Qtr-13th, Halftime-34th, 3rd Qtr-38th, Regulation-14th
Chase Bozett (107) 1st Qtr-51st, Halftime-12th, 3rd Qtr-32nd, Regulation-26th



Bowl Results % Correct

CFP Champ:
30.3

Sugar:
49.2

Rose:
43.9

Citrus:
41.7

Peach:
15.9

Outback:
12.1

Orange:
81.1

Fiesta:
41.7

Liberty:
57.6

TaxSlayer:
15.2

Cotton:
71.2

Music City:
88.6

Sun:
75.8

Belk:
64.4

Holiday:
56.1

Alamo:
46.2

Camping World:
91.7

Military:
59.1

Texas:
38.6

Foster Farms:
31.8

Pinstripe:
70.5

Independence:
90.2

Cactus:
64.4

Quick Lane:
72.7

Heart of Dallas:
75.0

4th and Goal Leaders Points
Final Pick
Grandpa (47) -4
MBM (59) -11
Robert Permut (66) -8
KandKMonty 5 (70) -4
Row the Boat (76) -6
Annieoaklie (76) -7
PaineTrain (77) -9
Rick Colwell (83) -6
Montlake-JCC#2 (88) -7
Husker (91) -3
GMAC (95) -3
Kolarski (95) -7
Beagle (95) -3
TJ2 (103) -1
Darren & Kevin Spaeth (104) -3
Jerry Norts (105) -3
Chiggers (107) -2
KandKMonty 2 (110) -17
TJ Walker (111) -1
Kevin Spaeth
(114)
-3
Colt
(114)
-7
Cinderella Boy
(114)
-3

Two Game Warning Points
Pix
MBM (45) -1
-1
Robert Permut (50) -2
-4
Grandpa (51) -4
-4
GMAC (64) -2
-5
KandKMonty 5 (65) -5
-14
Rick Colwell (70) -3
-4
Husker (77) -7
-5
Row the Boat (79) -3
-4
Annieoaklie (81) -3
-6
Kolarski (81) -3
-3
Beagle (81) -3
-3
Jerry Norts (88) -2
-5
Chiggers (90) -1
-4
TJ2 (93) -3
-7
Montlake-JCC#2 (94) -3
-7
PaineTrain (94) -6
-10

Third Quarter Leaders Points
Annieoaklie (23)
GMAC (25)
Grandpa (26)
Robert Permut (26)
KandKMonty 5 (27)
Husker (46)
MBM (48)
Kolarski (51)
TJ Walker (60)
Rick Colwell (61)
Darren & Kevin Spaeth (63)
Montlake-JCC#2 (65)
WK Brown (67)
Jerry Norts (68)

Halftime Leaders Points
GMAC (17)
J.J.L. (19)
KandKMonty 5 (20)
MBM (33)
Annieoaklie (35)
Montlake-JCC#2 (41)
Kirk Spaeth (49)
Robert Permut (50)
WK Brown (53)
Joe D (54)
Kolarski (57)
Chase Bozett (61)

First Quarter Leaders Points
GMAC
22
Avielle
14
KandKMonty 5
(2)
J.J.L.
(3)
Kirk Spaeth
(4)
Annieoaklie
(7)
Kolarski
(8)
Efresh
(9)
Montlake-JCC#2
(10)
Ted #2
(11)
Kent Gerber
(13)
Montlake-JCC
(14)

All-Time Top 25 Knows Pickers


Picker
Chips
Times in the Chips

SPL (Shawn Lipp)
2,684
2
KellySly (Kelly Sylvester)
2,395
2
Colt (Tracy Walker)
1,852
2
Babalu (Gus Aponte)
1,631
1
Kirk Spaeth
1,538
2
Gar57 (Gary Sharp)
1,490
1
Grandpa (Marty Spaeth)
1,438
1
TRH #2 (Ted Homchick)
1,335
1
K&K Monty #3 (Ken & Kyle Montgomery)
1,306
1
Confidence Man (Kraig Massey)
1,288
1
Stud Lee 1 (Lee Hankins)
1,238
1
Dezx2 (Doris & Dave Pickard)
1,229
2
KandKMonty 5 (Ken & Kyle Montgomery)
1,227
2
Diggler (Dirk Williams)
1,225
1
Bill Dewitt
1,186
3
Dewitt Spaeth (Doug Dewitt/Kevin Spaeth)
1,175
4
Shawn Riker
1,151
1
H2O Boyz (Ted Zacher)
1,144
1
Efresh (Shae Lipp)
1,133
1
Witsssss (Doug Dewitt)
1,119
3
Craig Homchick
1,072
2
Go-Bulldogs (Randy Steensma)
1,050
1
Darren & Kevin Spaeth
1,015
2
Ted Homchick
987
2
John Marauder (John Manhart)
925
3


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